WORDS
A husband read an article to his
wife about how many
words women use a day... 30,000 to a man's 15,000.

The wife replied, "The reason has to be because we
have to repeat
everything to men...
The husband then turned to his wife and asked,
"What?"

CREATION
A man said to his wife one day, "I don't know
how you
can be so stupid and so beautiful all at the same time.
" The
wife responded, "Allow me to explain. God made
me beautiful so you would be
attracted to me;
God made me stupid so I would be attracted to you!

WHO DOES WHAT
A man and his wife were having an argument about
who
should brew the coffee each morning.
The wife said, "You should do it,
because you get up
first, and then we don't have to wait as long to get our
coffee."
The husband said, " You are in charge of cooking
around here and
you should do it, because that is your
job, and I can just wait for my
coffee."
Wife replies, "No, you should do it, and besides, it
is in the
Bible that the man should do the coffee."
Husband replies, "I can't believe
that, show me."
So she fetched the Bible, and opened the New
Testament and
showed him at the top of several pages,
that it indeed says..........
"HEBREWS" 

The Silent Treatment
A man and his wife were having
some problems at home and were giving
each other the silent treatment.
Suddenly, the man realized that the
next day, he would need his wife to wake
him at 5:00 AM for an early
morning business flight. Not wanting to be the
first to break the
silence (and LOSE), he wrote on a piece of
paper,
"Please wake me at 5:00 AM." He left it where he knew she would find

it. The next morning, the man woke up, only to discover it was 9:00 AM and

he had missed his flight. Furious, he was about to go and see why
his
wife hadn't wakened him, when he noticed a piece of paper by the bed.

The paper said, "It is 5:00 AM. Wake up."
Men are not equipped for these
kinds of contests.

God may have created man before woman, but there is
always a rough draft before the masterpiece.